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Google’s Social Media Definitions

If search engines were given earthly authority, Google would be king.  However, even with that impressive standing, Google isn’t the dictionary. A king aspiring to be a comedian? Yes. An engine of accurate descriptions? No.

Here are some of the best auto-fill descriptions for popular social networking sites. Enjoy!

FACEBOOK

fbdef

Quick! Somebody call the paramedics. The most popular social network seems to be losing consciousness. That, or it’s possessed…we can’t tell.

LINKEDIN

indef

Wow, such pessimism over the world’s only professional social network. If only they knew how much this platform is growing and thriving, especially in the world of online marketing.

 

 INSTAGRAM

instadef

Don’t believe anything Instagram says. Our guess is that it’s probably a bold-faced lie.

 

 PINTEREST

pinterestdef

Just because you can’t log into Pinterest doesn’t mean it’s stupid. That’s not nice.

 

YOUTUBE

ytdef

Houston, we seem to have a problem with the YouTube.

 

TWITTER

twitterdef

Oh, poor stupid, useless Twitter. #LifeIsMeaningless #TwitterProblems

 

FOURSQUARE

4squaredef

We refuse to believe Foursquare is dead. Especially in Istanbul.

 

SOCIAL MEDIA

smbizdef

Such bitterness and angst. Are we sure Google auto-fill search isn’t run by teenagers?

 

GOOGLE

googdef

Here’s what we know: 1) Google is your friend with evil tendencies that 2) may or may not be Skynet and 3) is looking for minions. Sounds legit.

 

Have you experienced any Google Auto-Fill Awesomeness? Share it in the comments!

Google’s Twitter Advice

What starts a legitimate question on Google can quickly turn into a laughable moment, as demonstrated quite recently in our social media office.  The following are screenshots of what comes up when you do a simple search for how often you should post a tweet on Twitter.

 

driving

First of all, tweeting and driving is hardly a good combination and is more than likely illegal in your state. Now, tweeting while drinking juice or drilling? That’s just pure talent right there.

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pregnancy

Apparently, this is a common concern among social media-savvy mamas. Well, you have t minus 9 months in counting. Please don’t use every minute of it spamming your followers, or else you may land in Twitter Jail. (Yes, Twitter Jail is for real.)

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running

Probably not very often, considering your main focus should be on, well, running. PS: We won’t laugh when you accidentally run into a light pole or trip over someone’s dog in the park.

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tweet

Oh, that Twitter Jail…it just makes tweeting so complicated.

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tweetstuff

Wow. Just…no. What happens in the bathroom STAYS in the bathroom.

 

 

Thanks, Google Auto-Search feature for making searches a little more exciting.

What’s the silliest thing you’ve stumbled across while searching terms on Google? Leave it in the comments!